With the holidays approaching and the playoffs looming farther and farther out of reach for the New York Islanders, this writer put together a little Christmas list ditty sung to the 12 Days of Christmas.
On the first day of Christmas, the Isles should give to us: a true winger for Tavares.
On the second day of Christmas, the Isles should give to us: two D on the power play and a true winger for Tavares.
On the third day of Christmas, the Isles should give to us: three strong periods a game, two D on the power play, and a true winger for Tavares.
On the fourth day of Christmas, the Isles should give to us: four consistent lines, three strong periods a game, two D on the power play, and a true winger for Tavares.
On the fifth day of Christmas, the Isles should give to us: SNOW AND CAPPY’S PINK SLIPS, four consistent lines, three strong periods a game, two D on the power play, and a true winger for Tavares.
On the sixth day of Christmas, the Isles should give to us: Boychuk back with Leddy, SNOW AND CAPPY’S PINK SLIPS, four consistent lines, three strong periods a game, two D on the power play, and a true winger for Tavares.
On the seventh day of Christmas, the Isles should give to us: confidence for Stromie, Boychuk back with Leddy, SNOW AND CAPPY’S PINK SLIPS, four consistent lines, three strong periods a game, two D on the power play, and a true winger for Tavares.
On the eighth day of Christmas, the Isles should give to us: accountability for Brock Nelson, confidence for Stromie, Boychuk back with Leddy, SNOW AND CAPPY’S PINK SLIPS, four consistent lines, three strong periods a game, two D on the power play, and a true winger for Tavares.
On the ninth day of Christmas, the Isles should give to us: an extension for Cal Clutterbuck, accountability for Brock Nelson, confidence for Stromie, Boychuk back with Leddy, SNOW AND CAPPY’S PINK SLIPS, four consistent lines, three strong periods a game, two D on the power play, and a true winger for Tavares.
On the 10th day of Christmas, the Isles should give to us: an A for Johnny Boychuk, an extension for Cal Clutterbuck, accountability for Brock Nelson, confidence for Stromie, Boychuk back with Leddy, SNOW AND CAPPY’S PINK SLIPS, four consistent lines, three strong periods a game, two D on the power play, and a true winger for Tavares.
On the 11th day of Christmas, the Isles should give to us: two consistent goalies, an A for Johnny Boychuk, an extension for Cal Clutterbuck, accountability for Brock Nelson, confidence for Stromie, Boychuk back with Leddy, SNOW AND CAPPY’S PINK SLIPS, four consistent lines, three strong periods a game, two D on the power play, and a true winger for Tavares.
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On the 12th day of Christmas, the Isles should give to us: a future with our 91, two consistent goalies, an A for Johnny Boychuk, an extension for Cal Clutterbuck, accountability for Brock Nelson, confidence for Stromie, Boychuk back with Leddy, SNOW AND CAPPY’S PINK SLIPS, four consistent lines, three strong periods a game, two D on the power play, and a true winger for Tavares.
(It’s the holidays, frustrations are high, and I’ve had this tune in my head for too long.)